From aae826@Waldo.Angelo.Edu Sat Jun 15 14:08:14 1996 Date: Fri, 7 Jun 1996 11:17:13 -0500 From: Mary Richards Reply-To: b5-creative@lists1.best.com To: b5-creative@lists1.best.com Subject: Re: Odd Question Kymberlee, you really shouldn't do this to me... All characters are the property of their respective creators, copyright holders, and morgatge people, I'm just playing with them, and I'll put them back when I'm done... Horrible Scheduling by Mary Richards (You *did* ask for it...) "...so you see, we were hoping you, being the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister, could do something about the way our show has been treated..." "Oooh, that sounds like *fun*." Dot said. "There's all sorts of things we can do to help you." Yakko stood up very straight. "Yes! This sounds like a job for..." All three dashed into a doorway and reappeared instantly dressed in blue outfits with yellow 'W's on the front. "...the Super Warners!" "Don't worry, we'll take care of everything." Wakko patted her hand and then all three dashed out the door. Floating back to her came the sounds of a sincere discussion on tactics. "Boloney is good... And how about socks?" "Nah, socks have been done. We can use squid..." The woman looked at the door, then shook her head slightly. "Well, *something's* going to happen..." She muttered. ********** "Warner Brothers Distributing announces full support of 'Babylon 5'! A source close to the president says that three unnamed visitors convinced him to take a hand in the scheduling of the show after several markets moved it to unfavorable timeslots. The budget has also been increased by $6 million, and a fourth season is a certainty. In other news..." The rest of the commentary was drowned out by the excited cheers of thousands of fans. And they all lived happily ever after (even the president of the company and the squid.) The End (Beginning (or is that middle?)) Mary Richards aae826@ramail.angelo.edu Lady Maire Gordon, Shire of Trelac, Ansteorra multiple fandoms of myriad complexities... B5, SCA, HL, KF:TLC, DS, FK, et cetera ad nauseam...