From RHAZLWD@KUHUB.CC.UKANS.EDUThu Mar 23 16:15:55 1995 Date: Thu, 23 Mar 1995 10:37:24 -0600 (CST) From: Richard Hazlewood To: Creative Babylon5 Subject: Vorlon Song (filk) This originally appeared on the RAST.B5 group. I am reposting it here, with the authors permission, so that it can be archived. Enjoy. ========================================================================== Subject: THE SONG From: "Allan S. Nassau" Date: 21 Mar 1995 17:00:43 JUMP GATE TO VORLON by Zaphod Nassau/Klaatu Popovsky With sincerest apologies to Messers. Plant & Page...NOT! There's a Shadow who knows That Human's share Minbari souls. And I'm building a jump gate to Vorlon. When we get there we'll know That the arc has no more holes And Joe will get what he came for. Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo And I'm building a jump gate to Vorlon. There's a three edged sword on the wall But Sheridan wants to be sure Cause you know sometimes Kosh speaks with two meanings. Never ask what do you want, That's what Morden sings And all of his thoughts are of evil. Ooo and Kosh makes me wonder Ooo and Kosh makes me wonder Perplexed is what I get when Kosh talks To his ship. Is the song that it sings old Cat Stevens? In Sheridan's thoughts I have seen Ivanova and the raven through the dream And the voice of Kosh as he stands looking. Ooo and Kosh makes me wonder Ooo and Kosh really makes me wonder And its whispered that soon it will All end in BOOM. And Delenn will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn For third age of man And the casino will echo with Londo's laughter. If there's a pain behind your eyebrows Don't be alarmed now That's just a brain scan from the Psi Corp. Yes, there are two paths the arc can go by But I just sigh. Can Londo still change the road he's on? And Kosh makes me wonder My head is aching from the last show In case you wanted to know. Joe is calling us to post him. Dear Joe please just say so Cause I don't know, Do the jump gates run on the solar wind? And as the season winds on to a close Will the Shadows steal the Humans' souls? Kosh's identity we all want to know. Do the Narns and Centuari play a role? And when you're watching very hard You might catch some obscure shard. The song will come to you last. The Great Maker is one and All. You'll understand Kosh's call. And I'm building a jump gate to Vorlon. Can you imagine our first album cover? Kosh's ship moored outside B5 looking just like the Hindenberg on that fateful day with the title... "IN FLAMES" Just this guy, ASN =^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^=^= "Twinkle, Twinkle, little bat how I wonder where you're at..." The Door Mouse at the time of scampering...Alice In Wonderland =========================================================================== Virtually Yours, Richard Hazlewood RHAZLWD@KUHUB.CC.UKANS.EDU Do not assume malice when stupidity will suffice. -Flame War Comment