From: Laura Hale Subject: NEW: Two Officers and a Baby (1/?) Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 22:02:40 -0600 This was written by me. I wrote this as a Susan Micheal Piece to feed the Susan relationship disscussion going on on another list. This is part 1 of I have no idea how many. Hopefully, I'll finish it one day. I tend to put off stories and come back to them. Please comment on it. I like comments of any quality. I spend time reading e-mail each and everyday. The other reason I'm getting around to posting this, is this list has been rather slow lately for who knows why. I heard some of the long time members desubbed. If you don't like humor, don't read and if the Movie three Men and a Baby was appalling, please reserve judgement until done reading. I like comments. Two Officers and a Baby written by Laura Hale fluffer@prodigy.net "What is it?" Micheal asked. "It is a..." Susan replied. "..." "Micheal Garibaldi, how do you get us into these messes?" Susan asked. "Look. I have no idea where the kid came from. It certainly ain't mine and I doubt it is yours, so what are we gonna do with it?" Susan held the little *bundle of joy* in her arms. The wee little baby was so cute. *nothing is cute to a Russian* "Your security. What would you do with it?" Susan asked Micheal. "Put it in lost and found?" He replied. Susan attempted to slug him, but with baby in arm it didn't come out that way. *way a second. I feel something wet...* Susan thought. *the bad wet to...* "Hey Garibaldi. This guy seems to like you. Why don't you hold him?" She forced the bouncing baby boy into Micheal's arms. Micheal held the little tike until he too noticed something. Putting on a smile, he said "No Susan. He likes you." Susan glared at him. "But I don't know how to change diapers!" Micheal whined. "Your a guy. Do the natural thing. I think we should have him dry before we give him to John who can find where he belongs. Besides, I always thought you would make a great parent. Here is your shot." Micheal groaned and muttered something about bearded britts being better with wet diapers as he was hauled off to the Zolcalo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You found a what?" John asked as he eyed the head of security and his second in command. "A baby, Captain." Micheal replied, as he shifted the bundle from one leg to another. "And you are bringing here because..." "Well Captain, we heard you and Delenn were expecting and we figured this would be good practice until we found the little tikes real mother." "Um. Delenn and I aren't expecting." Susan nailed Micheal in the ribs. The kid screamed bloody murder. John covered his ears. Micheal shot death looks to Susan. All in all it was quite a fascinating exersise of cause and effect. Susan finally put a hand on the baby's stomach. It shut-up. "Can't you put it in Med-lab?" "Nope. Checked." "Have you put out alerts for the possible parents?" Susan sighed. "Done." John rolled his eyes. "Is there anybody who can take him?" Susan and Micheal looked at eachother. "Yes Captain. The person doesn't want to though." "Oh. That's good to here Micheal. Better change that attitude now though cause little kids drive you battier if you dislike them. You are both dissmissed." With that John Sheridian turned his chair around and went back to work. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -- ********************Laura Hale's Signiture********************* **********http://pages.prodigy.com/fluffer/laura.htm*********** *******************To Err is human...************************** To really screw up... Well that requires me and a 3000 computer **************To mess with people's mind is natural************ to really screw people's minds over, well that requires jms...* ********************I love Babylon 5!!!************************ Babylon 5 Teenage Fan and Moderator of the b5teens mailing list **********Sister Whammy of the fellowship of *********** **********Susan and Taz '4'Ever! Susan and Nog '4'Ever!******** From: Laura Hale Subject: Two Officers and a Baby (2/?) Date: Sat, 15 Mar 1997 00:19:52 -0600 Two Officers and a Baby (2/?) written by Laura Hale fluffer@prodigy.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Why me?" Susan murmured to herself. "WWAAHHHHHHH" "You have big lungs little guy. Man. I have to watch you till the kind Brother Theo comes and ges you. Yes I do. You knw what? Your uncle Mike lacks a brain. Yes he does. Good thing I remembered theo. Yes it is. Theo will be here in two hours. Until then I have to call you something." The baby had gas. "Now is that any way to treat me?" The baby looked at her with huge blue gray eyes. *name name name* she thought. *hhmm.... Joe Micheal Struts sounds good... We can call you little joey jms....* The baby smiled. It apparently like that name. Little joey was his name. "Hey how about joey little guy?" The baby's diaper got wet. She took that as an affirmative. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I never pictured Susan as a parent," Marcus said. "Nor I," said Lenneir. "Hey she ain't a parent. She is meerly taking care of an abandoned baby." Micheal replied. "Besides Theo will rescue her in a couple of hours." "Mister Garibaldi, from my understanding of the current siuation aren't you supposed to be *babysitting* with her?" A voice spoke from behind Micheal. Micheal's head swiveled. "Uh yea. Be seeing you folks later," Micheal said as he floated out of his chair, out of the bar and down the hall. "Works everytime." John Sheridian said. "These youbg people now a days. When will they ever learn?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~