name = Minutes Ago
email = niry@hotmail.com
title = The Year Of Light
warnings = None at all
story = 

It was the 31th of December 2998 - The Day before New Year
Cosinus the dawrf who was the leader of planet Earth 
Decided to make a super party over the whole wide world.
He took a battalion of starfish that will be incharge on the decoration
And Asian elephants that will be incharge on the other things.
The super party was sechudaled to 10:00 pm
(Because of Technical error all of the time zones were the same at that year 
And everybody spoke Latin).
Meanwhile - at another galaxy, nation of aliens that looked like bright Indian inks
Decided to randomly attack one of the inhabited planets.
They spinned the wheel of fortune and it landed on the milky-way galaxy.
Than they spinned it again and it landed on the solar system.
And again.... Yep you'r right it landed on Uranus...naa... On Planet earth of course.
"Well" - said the colonel who was a very bright and shining green Indian ink
"We will attack tonight at 10:00 pm"
(Because of Technical error all time..Bla..Bla..)
Meanwhile on earth at sinseneti Usa Leonard Astronom was preparing
To the Big party.
Leonard was incharge on the technical maintenance in the "Kinder-Land" Amuzment Park.
He got the day off so he can be ready for the party.
It was 8:00 pm - the Last preparations were over
The starfish went home and the elephants were testing the microphones
Cosinus was pleased.
Meanwhile at Outer Space - a spaceship fleet that looked like Disneyland's light parade was heading toward earth.
The captain who stood at the leading ship was actually a Tipex marker
"Excellent "- smiles evilly the captain - "Today at 10:00 we will add another planet to our collection"
The time was 9:00 pm - Leonard Astronom entered the shower.
Meanwhile BOBO the neighbor's moneky was sneaking into Leonard's house
And put a dead squirrel in Lonard's suit pocket.
9:45 pm - people from around the planet started to gather around 
(Approximetly 10 billion)
Cosinus was reviewing his speech - lots of security ducks was in the area to keep in order.
Thousands of food, meals and meat stands were openned
And they've put the Ultra-March on the speakers.  
An Aliens's fleet just passed Mars in a significant way heading toward the inhabited planet.
Leonard weard his suit, locked his home and marched toward the main stage.
It was extremley crowded over there - people crushed each other intentionally.
But everyone had such fun - the security ducks walked majestically between the people.
Everybody wished a happy New Year to one another and everything was simply perfect.
And than at 10:00 pm it happened the aliens entered the atmosphere
And a very deadly beam of light was pointed toward earth.
The people of the planet weren't aware to that.
"HI LEONARD " - Leonard raised his head and saw that the voice came directly from 
Suzzi Empire his best friend whom was waving to him.
"HI SUZZI  " - shouted Leonard but by 
Raising his hand he allowed some dust particles to access his nose.
"READY? " - shouted captain tipex the commander of the spaceship fleet.
"APTCHYY !!!" - sneezed leonard proudly while blowing the particles out.
"ON YOUR MARKS!!!" - the captain screame,insanely.
A very specific fluid start sliding from Leonard's nose and he reached his hand for an
Handkerchief.
"SET !!!!"- Roared the captain.
Suddenly Leonard noticed that he is blowing his nose with a dead squirrel
"Yakk Mommy!!!" - Screamed Leonard and threw the dead squirrel
With such power that it has dissapeared into the blue sky.
"Gooo.. " - said the captain while noticing that he has a dead squirrel on his face.
He got so confused he shouted "Fire!!!"
The Bright Indian Inks took out their super-technically-advance space phasers and Shot toward the dead squirrel.
Being so confused and crazy they have eliminated one another
Each spaceship shot at her neighbor - there were Explosions all over.
Till there was nothing left from the fleet - nothing at all.
Leonard by that time found a normal Handkerchief and started talking with Suzzi.
But then!! Something much worse has happened
The leader of earth - Cosinus - noticed that the part of his speech
Dealing with the newyear's countdown has twice the digit 1.
The hour was 11:45 pm - "WHAT SHALL WE DO!!" - shouted Cosinus at his servants.
"I'll be so confused - I'll read twice the digit one at the countdown and we'll be missing 
By one second the New Year".
"Well Sir " - said Yehosos the servant - "we need some kind of erasing fluid"
"What ?? " - cried Cosinus - "Where the hell am I going to find such a thing 
If we only had one right now".
Suddenly - From nowhere something that looked very much like Tipex Marker
Fell from the sky.
"Horray !!" - cried Cosinus - "We have such a luck"
And quickly erased the dispensable digit with the white fluid
(That was actually the captain's blood).
And than at 10 minutes to midnight. He shouted with everybody else:
"Ten Nine Eight Seven Six Five Four Two One..."
"HAAAPPPPYYY NEEEWWW YEARRRRR!!!!!!"
Thousands of Baloons ware released into the sky
Great music has been heard from the speakers and everyone was kissing and crying.
Suzzi and Leonard were kissing and hugging as well
And Leonard decided that this year is going to be an excellent one.
No one knew about the Incident took place above - Except one Entity...
BOBO the neighbor's monkey.

   This is the end of this story - > The End

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